if i sneeze and hiccup one more time, my head and chest will blow up.
if anyone creates a cure to hiccups, like a pill to swallow and not a holding-your-breathe-and-drinking-water-method, i will pay you a hundred dollars and give you a hug. hiccups are horrible! if we have medical research centers working on cancer and AIDS, i'm sure they can fine a vaccine to hiccups. it'll be like being able to shoot a million three-pointers in a row, and then asked to make one layup. am i right? if they have a run-for-hiccups marathon, i'm so participating and funding that.

you could so win the nobel prize of medicine if you help me.