Happy Corner
I'm convinced that the local students here are more crazy than American college students at home. They don't sleep, they get louder as it gets later, alcohol is like their caffiene (they all have ADD after they drink), there are guards protecting the mosquito pool because people get thrown in it, and most of all: happy corner.
When my friends inquired the local students in my hall about Happy Corner, their eyes got all big and they dropped their books and said, "where?" You don't even need to know how to speak Chinese. Once you say, "happy corner," you've connected with them and they get all excited.
Suddenly a group of fobs start walking towards me, all big-eyed, full of smiles, and though they didn't touch me, I still felt violated. I kind of got a taste of what it feels like when one's about to be raped.
I protested and they stopped once I knew what was going to happen. They were going to spread my legs and jam me into a pole or door edge.
Yeah, there have been newspaper articles about this. And "Blowing Out the Candles" is worse: They keep ramming you into a lamp until it goes out.
5 Comments:
is it always happy hour at happy corner for them?
whoa...you have a lot of water.
and about your small experience. i told you you should stay away from those asian countries. come back to america. better yet, come to boston and eat some chowda!
HAHAHA... maybe you should've added "cup" to your list of things to bring to HK...
forget what my sister said...
all that is just going through the initiation into the east asian world... YOU, my dear friend josh chang, are now the FOB, not the other way around...
hehe, i'm sure it'll be fun
although the "blowing out the candles" sounds like it's going a little bit overboard...
those crazy hk people, hehe, they're so fun
i have pictures of this. omg.
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