i realized that it would really suck if there was an earthquake and you were in the middle of getting your wisdom teeth pulled out, or actually in the middle of any surgery. they should make dental and hospital buildings bullet, fire, flood, and earthquake proof. they have to finish the patient before they run for their lives.

i also realized that dentists wearing glasses arn't too cool. when you can see everything going on off the reflection of their glasses it makes you feel worse about everything. a few times i was staring and thinking, "just a little more to the left," or "don't touch ther - AHH".

i'm now on a strict diet of ice cream and no brushing my teeth.

it wasn't that bad. this anesthesia is kind of fun. it's like my face is a balloon.

the other day, all star foward Chris Webber of the sacramento kings shot 2-21 from the field. my friends and i decided that we could do a lot better if we were NBA players, even with our height, size, and skills. honestly.

we agreed that if we were in the pros, we wouldn't be able to drive in or take jumpshots because we would get blocked and trampled constantly. so the perfect shot to pull off would be the half court shot. it's unexpected, unguarded, and we could do a lot better than 2 for 21. oh, and this is only if the coach doesn't pull us from the game. i wish i had pictures and videos, we were off the hook.

tim went 2-21, norm went 2-21, and i went 2-21. take that chris webber, we could be in the pros if they're looking for 2-21 players every night.

the lost art of the half court shot.

How you know gunbound has ruined your life:
(US players mostly)

-You shoot Thor thinking you can disable that green laser.
-You speak spanish and have been playing with too many singaporians. you greet people with, "oh lah."
-You play basketball and give yourself a high angle bonus.
-You pee and give yourself an ultra high angle bonus.
-You ran out of things to buy, so now you're collecting golden helmets.
-You have eight helmets and four robot-x's.
-You go to the Grand Canyon and all you think about is bunge.
-Have you ever done a TK DK? -150 gold.
-"NS, but you KS my DK of KFCs while i was AFK!"
-You really want to use that laundry function.
-You have a better chance of winning the lotto than getting a knight or dragon.
-You know a triple and quadruple kill doesn't exist because you've rounded up your friends to try it.
-You won't buy arch angel wings because it makes you look like a fairy.
-But you'll use Trico because he's cute
-You use wind as an excuse for everything. (didn't do well on your midterm? wind.)
-You log your trajectory angle, position, and wind of every shot you take.
-That log is as big as a phone book.

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Brand New, Dashboard Confessional

-You bought your avatars on ebay.
-You keep wondering why taiwanese is a bad word.
-You want to play the background music at your wedding.
-When you need to get pumped up, you listen to the sudden death music.
-You try to pick up on the female characters.
-You see any cake and duck.
-Jewel would be cool if we played up to a million points.
-When you click on any player to see their stats, you're disturbed that it reads Winnig rate and not Winning rate.
-After dying in solo, they need to make real cash prizes in the slot machine.
-You wish your sunglasses gave your +6 money and +3 to your life.
-Yeah, i see you designing your own maps and avatars. how cute.
-You want to write your own list.

if your exboyfriend was fabio, i wouldn't break up with you. that's major props!

i wasted a good hour of studying! again, second season in a row, that darn NBC.