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Version 11.0

So is that what you call a getaway?
Tell me what you got away with
Cause I've seen more spine in jellyfish
I've seen more guts in eleven-year-old kids
Have another drink and drive yourself home
I hope there's ice on all the roads
And you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt
and again when your head goes through the windshield

Is that what you call tact?
You're as subtle as a brick in the small of my back
So let's end this call and end this conversation
And is that what you call a getaway?
Tell me what you got away with
Cause you left the frays from the ties you severed
when you say "best friends" means friends forever

I Want My Six Stringed Friend

I can't wait to settle back down at home. It has been a wild ten weeks. I will be back next Saturday.

Go watch Garden State.
Have a good day.

The Only Sport Where You're Rewarded for Deceiving Others

For a portion of the 1980s at Chicago's Comiskey Park, there was a 25-watt refrigerator bulb in the scoreboard. A member of the organization would sit in the manager's office and watch the TV broadcast, which had a view of the catcher from center field. There was also a toggle switch in the office. Flip the switch and the light in the scoreboard came on, telling the hometown hitter if a fastball or an off-speed pitch was coming.

Bonnie and Charley are My Friends

Longboarding in this storm is the closest I will get to surfing all summer. My suit and tie are soaked.

It felt really good.

September 21st...

Go east on Sunrise Highway,
Turn left at Carmans Ave.
Go right at the first stoplight
I'll be outside waiting for you.

I tried Mapquesting this. There's no Carmans Ave. Carmans Road exists though (Exit 33). That John Nolan. What a liar. Someone help me.

Ever, ever, ever, ever....

The Sports Guy vents very well.
This Dream Team is Doomed!

Wir werden Sie nächste Zeit schlagen!

That's German for we will beat you next time.
These A&F models were very, very close. What a nail biter. Frick.

I hope the US team shapes up. Shape up from squares to stars so they don't get rocked 2002 style.

They May Have Better food but not better ballers!

I don't know how much professional basketball players earn in Italy but I know it's nothing close to the NBA average $4.5 million.

Those tall white A&F models shot the lights out.
Team USA loses to Italy

New NBA League Realignment 2004-2005

New divisions are in order as 30 NBA teams tip off the 2004-05 season. Each conference will have 15 teams with three divisions of five teams.

EASTERN CONFERENCE
Atlantic: Boston, New Jersey, New York, Philadelphia, Toronto
Central: Chicago, Cleveland, Detroit, Indiana, Milwaukee
Southeast: Atlanta, Charlotte, Miami, Orlando, Washington

WESTERN CONFERENCE
Northwest: Denver, Minnesota, Portland, Seattle, Utah
Pacific: Golden State, Los Angeles Clippers, Los Angeles Lakers, Phoenix, Sacramento
Southwest: Dallas, Houston, Memphis, New Orleans, San Antonio

Each division winner will earn one of the conference's top three seeds in the playoffs, which start on April 23. The rest of each conference's eight playoff teams will be determined by best overall records (home-court advantage in each playoff round will be determined by best overall record).