Jimmy Eat World

What a wonderful hour and a half.
When they played "Blister," it made my butthole pucker.

Montreal has no hockey or baseball!

Expos have moved. Bad Idea. They already have the Orioles. Get ready DC taxpayers to "expose" your hard earned money.

Mayor Anthony Williams - Porker of the Month (from the feared taxpayer watchdog that I interned for.)

yeah, shameless plug.

Just Make a Million Dollars

I'm expecting many copies for Christmas.
How to Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men

I'm kidding, I better not get one.

This glass is more than half full.

Good luck to all you students. Make the most out of all your opportunities.
That's what mr. fortune cookie says.

Better than Pet Rocks

One of the best ways to make money is to sell it. Why didn't I think of his earlier?

2004 S Texas quarter Proof Roll 40 Coins

$10 going for over $100.

10:15AM

It's thundering and raining outside. I'm so confused.

What Wakes Me Up at 3:45AM?

There's only two places where you can complain about the weather.
Venus and Riverside, California.

Yep, the bloody nose got me. Got my sink pretty well too.

I hope you're sleeping well, goodnight.

My world is crumbling

Frick. Kobe is not going to prison.