I will make a travel guide.
So I am studying at the Hong Kong University of Science and Technology this coming Fall and am prepping myself on how to fit in. Thanks to Andrew, Jenny, and Life Plaza, I think I have the basics down:
I am told that Hong Kong is extremely fashionable, espeically with bright colors and funny designs. So I will need a funny desgined Diesel cut-off, Prada shorts (with lots of zippers), a messenger bag (backpacks are so not in), high tech nikes (high tech is always hot), and of course a jacket with a message that makes absolutely no sense.
Above are products that I will need to purchase when I'm over there. Since status is determined by your cellphone I will need something that is slick and will make people say, "man, he is slick." I also know that all of Asia has weather so hot and unbearable that you can touch the sun when you go outside. So I will get a supersoaker. And lastly, I will need octopus because it is a source of currency when using their transportation services.