i swear we're straight

This is how we spend our Friday nights.

it's been a good four years with this guy.

You've Been Bamboozled!

Wicked Wango Card; Wheel of Mayhem; Angel Pass; Golden Monkey; Google Card; Gimmee Card; Backwards Bonus; Ladder of Chance for the Golden Mudhut; Six rungs! Hungy Monkey; Spin the Wheel; Super Speedy Speed Round; Hopping Bonus; Rainbow Ring; Paradise Pond.

one more quarter.

“Leadership is a combination of strategy and character. If you must be without one, be without the strategy.” (Gen. H. Norman Schwarzkopf)

What's happening with fashion

Since when were straight jackets fashionable?

Hilton Family Commercial

Does anyone know where to find this? I think it's the most inspirational 60 seconds I've ever seen.

This is why I work out

In 2004, Takeru Kobayashi ate 53.5 hot dogs in 12 minutes, or one hot dog per 13 seconds.

"Kobayashi's technique relies on avoiding chewing (if possible) and using a series of stomach-expanding seltzer, or soda water, binges. The volume of water and gas in the seltzer expands the stomach without needing to consume any food energy. This is how Kobayashi stays at 131 pounds (59 kg).

Kobayashi expands his stomach for a competition by eating larger and larger amounts of food, and then exercises to ensure that fat will not impede expansion of his stomach during a competition[1].

Kobayashi is also known for his trademark body wiggle, which he uses to force food down his esophagus. He eats the hot dogs by splitting the frankfurter in half, swallowing both parts at once, and then eating the bun. He calls this the Solomon method." - Wikipedia.

This is enough calories to probably feed a family of four in Somalia.

Itunes has sold 1 billion songs

I imagine a day when everyone in the world has an mp3.

Please listen to:

Angels and Airwaves
Metric
John Ralston
Panic! At the Disco
Hilary Duff
Broken Social Scene
Sigur Ros

And not popozao. omg, sorry norman.

My reservation point

I suggest that humanforsale.com be the market standard for determining your next salary. They told me that I was worth exactly $2,510,890.

I'm sure segmentation marketing is part of this too.

The Science of Hit Songs

No matter how much bands suck, if you just spend lots of money on advetising and PR campaigns, you'll get popular. Hype!

Magic Box!

I really like calculators (and threadless). For those shopping for a new car and don't have enough fingers to figure out what your monthly payment is, someone has already done the work: